#DADVICE

Dad’s are very important persons in everybody’s life. Their advice’s are more than crucial and in most times critical and influential. Especially when they sound like this:

For girls:

Father-daughter-dad-giving-advice-laughing-time#DADVICE1 “Relationships are like farts; if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.” 

#DADVICE2 “Don’t use your turn signal. It’s no one else’s business where you’re going.”

#DADVICE3 “At an airport dad said:  “Put one shoe in each suitcase so if it gets stolen they can’t wear your shoes.”

#DADVICE4 “When you get pulled over and a cop asks you to say the alphabet just say “The Alphabet”.”

For boys:

DADVICE-dad-talking-to-son-advice-time-laughing-time

#DADVICE 5 “Never get on one knee for a woman that wont get on two.” 

#DADVICE6 “When painting a room, keep the windows shut. You can get a real buzz goin’.” 

#DADVICE7 “Always masturbate before making a big decision.”

#DADVICE8 “Women are like phones: they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.”

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